Forthcoming Sermons at Dorchester Methodist, Next Door to That Gym That Just Moved in
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One More Step Class Towards Eternal Damnation
John 6: Jesus Walks on Water, Should We Be Swimming in it?
Idolatry of the Bicep: Free Weights as the Devil's Tools
Exorcising Boxercise from our Community
Christ Didn't Run: Selflessness and Treadmills
Yoga as Sacrilege
Stretching the Truth: Pontius Pilates
Spinners in the Hands of an Angry God
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The morning I finished this for submitting to McSweeney's Lists, I happened to check the lists recently posted - only to come across a 'Diet & Fitness Books of the Bible' list that bore some eerie resemblances to the list of my own. The unfortunate timing of this scrapped any expectations of the list being accepted. Duly posted above.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
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You know, the nice thing about McSweeney's is that they actual send you rejection emails in return for rejected lists. Classy for an online outfit.
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