Wednesday, April 14, 2010

List: Forthcoming Sermons at Dorchester Methodist, Next Door to That Gym That Just Moved in

Forthcoming Sermons at Dorchester Methodist, Next Door to That Gym That Just Moved in
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One More Step Class Towards Eternal Damnation


John 6: Jesus Walks on Water, Should We Be Swimming in it?


Idolatry of the Bicep: Free Weights as the Devil's Tools


Exorcising Boxercise from our Community


Christ Didn't Run: Selflessness and Treadmills


Yoga as Sacrilege


Stretching the Truth: Pontius Pilates


Spinners in the Hands of an Angry God

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The morning I finished this for submitting to McSweeney's Lists, I happened to check the lists recently posted - only to come across a 'Diet & Fitness Books of the Bible' list that bore some eerie resemblances to the list of my own. The unfortunate timing of this scrapped any expectations of the list being accepted. Duly posted above.

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  1. You know, the nice thing about McSweeney's is that they actual send you rejection emails in return for rejected lists. Classy for an online outfit.

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